It’s the start of a new school year and you are wondering whether you should buy some of my online courses to improve your German.
Well, here are 10 methodologically questionable reasons to ignore my courses 😉
- You love feeling confused about German word order – it’s character building!
- Struggling with der/die/das is your favourite hobby, why spoil the fun?
- You enjoy the thrill of never knowing if your adjective endings are correct.
- You believe commas should be placed randomly, rules are for other people.
- You secretly like it when Germans look puzzled at your sentences.
- You’re convinced Germans will understand you perfectly if you just point a lot instead of using verbs.
- You’d rather spend hours googling “Why is German so hard???” than have everything explained in one place.
- You love buying grammar books that sit on the shelf and collect dust.
- You think making mistakes is much more entertaining than getting it right.
- You don’t want learning German to be easy, where’s the struggle in that?
If I have just described you, then you know why you absolutely shouldn’t buy any of these German courses.
But, if you actually want to learn German …
- … and you’d rather understand German word order than wrestle with it, check out my German word order course
- … and life’s too short to keep guessing der/die/das, check out my German gender course.
- … and you’d prefer adjective endings without the nightmare, check out my German cases course.
- … and you want to know those comma rules, go to my German punctuation course.
- … and you want Germans to understand you, not just smile politely, visit my German alphabet course that helps with pronunciation.
- … and you think pointing to things all the time is a bit childish, check out my tenses courses. For example, my present tense course teaches you how to conjugate all those different types of verbs.
- … and you’d rather learn from one clear course than get lost in Google rabbit holes, check the one page where you can see all my offerings.
- … and you actually use one (or more) of my courses instead of letting it gather dust, you also know you can ask questions in the community or during live sessions.
- … and you know making mistakes is fine, but making the same mistakes over and over again isn’t, then you will also know getting it right feels even better.
- … and start doing it, you’ll find that learning German can be easier (and more fun!) than you think.
So, be warned, these courses might actually make you better at German 😉
And to help you along ever further, if you use the coupon code BLOGPOST you’ll get 10% off any of the courses (apart from the free ones 😄)
