Following crisis talks last week about the lack of British translators who cannot translate into more than one language, the European Union decided that foreign language learning has to be made compulsory for all British nationals.

To make it as easy as possible, it has been agreed to start with just one language and with labelling items.
So from today, 1st April 2011, all vegetables growing on British allotments MUST be labelled in English AND German!

Allotmenteers who fail to comply will be punished with severe fines or imprisonment with only curry wurst and German beer!

You have been warned!


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